I decided to put this Neocities up in April 2021, and dedicated it as my own little corner of the web for playing around with coding as I pay homage to the old net. I call it my "astrological cookbook," a now obsolete term for zodiac themed sites which presented astrology placements like a "recipe" for a person. My philosophy is that astrology, like mathematics, at its most complex is beautiful, but ultimately useless and can therefore be considered art.

Net names: Jane, Janey waney, Janie bear, Mireille (my middle name), victoria gwaed (it's a welsh word look it up), "filthy little freak", Bride of Frankenstein, Zelda, yolowa, other names that dare not be mentioned

Gender: Nonbinary bisexual woman, gender(embalming)fluid

Age: 22

Archetype: THE HERMIT, sphinx, prophet, scrooge, dark shrouded figure, old long bearded wizard

Fav animals: Cats, big cats, snakes, koalas, bats, dragonflies

Flicks: Dario Argento films, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, My Bloody Valentine, Re-Animator, The Lion in Winter, The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue, The Thing, etc

Music I listen to: Electric Wizard, all the doom metal classics, Deceased, shut up I'm not done yet. Paradise Lost, New Order, Girls in the Park, Shannon & The Clams, anything on my horrorlicious 'get your blood pumping' dark-death-gothic-art-cold-post-wave mixtape, whatever I'm playing at the moment

Fav things: Sleeping...my room...my academic binge subjects...sarcasm...playing wizard101...the embrace of the forest...the salt in the ocean air...getting f***ing sentimental



Thunderstorms

Wizards and Mythical creatures

Cypress trees and Weeping willows

Gargoyles

Clowns

Halloween

Cute plushies

Lava lamps




If you still want to know more I can refer you to my "Stalk Jane" hotline.



The rest of me is subject to change without notice.


























































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